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Schrödinger's Pussy
Observing a box has never been this much fun
Meme-ish Distraction 
4th-Aug-2007 11:42 am
Lizard
You have ventured to the furthest reaches of the galaxy to seek your fortune, to salvage valuable technology and equipment from Starbase Takarosa, and to beam back out before the crew and other alien invaders can stop you.

You step up onto the teleport podium of your ship, blip a few buttons on your handheld controller, and everything shimmers to blue...

You are walking through a zero-gravity engine room. A warning sign on the wall mentions tantra.

Beside the entrance is Orienell's commbadge.


Oh yes...I could enjoy this adventure *evil grins*

You are walking through a zero-gravity decontamination chamber. A heavy bulkhead is stencilled 'batty's ass'.

In the middle of the floor is a DARKWOLF2001A-20 plasma rifle.


Yeah...it's getting even better *giggles*

You are walking through a glass-walled shuttle bay. The station's computer alerts you to creating.
You inject the syringe marked 'LEGI0N-DELTA'. You feel much better.


I knew that guy was gold!

You are walking through a hexagonal holodeck. You are surrounded by realistic 3D representations of dimensions and bisexuality.
Oh yeah! Gonna hang around here for a bit...

You are in a crate-filled control room. A warning sign on the wall mentions purple.

I totally need a warning sign that mentions purple. *nods*

You find yourself in a chrome decontamination chamber. A heavy bulkhead is stencilled 'fnord'.
You inject the syringe marked 'DAVID-BOWIE-GAMMA'. Swirling nanobots clean all traces of thunderstorms from your bloodstream.


Best adventure EVAR!

You find yourself in a silver-walled galley. Pipes run above your head, marked 'pomegranites'.
You notice an Alchemuse Industries medical unit mounted in the far wall. An alcove in the wall holds a short-range teleporter booth.


And m'girl always has my back!

You find yourself in Ensign Paco Doc Dharma's private quarters. Pipes run above your head, marked 'polyamory'.

*mad fit of giggles*

You find yourself in a gently-lit hydroponics dome. A heavy bulkhead is stencilled '5th element products'.

A cryotube is marked 'ILLUMINATI'.
The cryotube marked 'ILLUMINATI' hisses open. It contains magick.


Aw yeah...home again :)


I died on Starbase Takarosa

I was killed in a cramped corridor by Tadziu the shapeshifter, whilst carrying...

a Tommytoonyian raygun, a Leftydanian raygun, a Takarosaian deathblade, a VELEDA-10 plasma rifle, Gingersnapp's commbadge, a MUSIC-20 plasma rifle, a taewakanlithium crystal, a Droolartian deathblade, Orienell's commbadge, an ADSINI-5400 supercomputer, a MYSTIC-7200 supercomputer, an Emulsionalian artefact, a DARKWOLF2001A-20 plasma rifle and 138 galacticredits.

Score: 334

Explore Starbase Takarosa and try to beat this score,
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Comments 
5th-Aug-2007 02:27 pm (UTC)
I was killed.

Kinda reminds me of Zork, except I died in 3 minutes with nothing. :)
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