I totally work for the Southwest Airlines of Credit Unions. *nods*
In the administration building where I work there just was just an announcement broadcast over the PA system:
Good morning everyone. Welcome aboard flint 302. We are pleased to have you on board. If you are excited to be on your way to the weekend, you are in the right place. If not, you are in for a LONG Friday ......
We will be serving refreshments shortly, but until then please take a moment to listen to our safety instructions...
Please note the 3 exits through out the building. There is one in the front and 2 on each side. Take note of the exit nearest to you. In the event of an emergency you will be glad you did. If you are sitting nearest an exit thank your lucky stars, you are most likely to get out alive
In the event of loss of pressure throughout the building, your manager will add more work to your load. Do not let them know you are no longer stressed
The in-flight movie will be ...well, there is no in-flight movie today 'cause IT has locked down any video viewing on your computer
Once again, thank you for joining us today we hope you enjoy your refreshments to be served by the accounting angels in just a few minutes.
And then they brought around mini muffins to each office.
Yeah...this is a fun place to earn a living. And behavior like this is encouraged at the highest levels.