I got a clean bill of health!!!
EDIT: No cancerous, no pre-cancerous cells. No hyperplasia. No hormone weirdness. Not menopause or perimenopause. Nothing but severely inflamed tissue and an underlying infection, for which I am being treated. Not sure which came first, infection or tissue issues. Course of action is 10 days of antibiotics and 19 days of progesterone and then we are going to let my body do it's own thing and see how it goes.
It would seem, just like any PC-based server, I needed a hard reboot to start functioning well again.
EDIT 2: Doctor told me that he felt that the results were going to come back as uterine cancer based on the amount of tissue they removed. He was as visibly relieved as I was to see that there was no indication of that from the pathology. The tissue build up was determined to be a result of the prolonged bleeding.
Did I mention, RELIEF?