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A nice evening 
5th-Dec-2007 06:14 am
Rose & Nitric Acid
Brian got a hold of me yesterday afternoon and asked me if I had dinner plans. I told him nothing I was excited about, so he asked if I'd like to get some dinner out and go walk around the mall. I eagerly accepted.

Amusing moments in the Kaybee Toy store:

"Oh look! Ho Hair!!" (uttered by Brian upon seeing the Hannah Montana hair extension display)

Finding the most seriously wrong toy ever created. A pickup truck with two bobble-head rednecks inside, the fenders of said truck intentionally scuffed and dirty. With a deer tied to the hood. Think that would be odd enough as a toy, but Noooooo...it gets better. When you push the button, the headlights flash, the truck bounces, and it plays two, yes Two Songs. Sweet Home Alabama and Low Rider. Still not enough flavors of absurd? Then you need to hear the coup de grace. The dear moves it's neck and mouth and sings along. Yeah. Really. Now we just need to decide on the right person to gift it to. Absurdity of this caliber needs to be shared.

We walked the entire 1 mile track of Great Lakes Crossing, but left empty handed. After all, he didn't say "let's go buy stuff," he literally said "walk around the mall." And that we certainly accomplished.

Oh...and after a shitty start to the morning, things picked up nicely when I won $50 just because I had one of our special sweepstakes savings account at work. Yay!!
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5th-Dec-2007 02:42 pm (UTC)
I actually kind of like going to the mall this time of year, especially when they have choirs and musicians and the occasional dancer performing. I can only really enjoy it when I don't *have* to be there shopping though, like you guys did. If I'm there on a shopping mission, the mall stresses me the hell out as much as it does any time of the year.

...Now I want to go to the mall. :)
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