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Chief Bullshit-Detector 
1st-Jan-2008 05:10 pm
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): "It's now possible to fake everything," writes
David M. Hopkins in his book *Counterfeiting Exposed.* He's not just
referring to digitally altered photos of celebrities and singers who lip-sync
to pre-recorded vocals during their supposed live performances. He means
everything in the world, from vintage wines to famous paintings to
designer jeans. At least five percent of *all* products on the planet are
phony. I bring this to your attention, Leo, because I'm putting you on high
alert for frauds and cons and deceptions of every kind. You should be the
top whistleblower of the zodiac in 2008, the chief bullshit-detector and
constructive critic.

Reporting for duty.
1st-Jan-2008 08:38 pm (UTC)
Am I allowed to call on your services this year?? I could use someone with those skills sometimes.

Where'd you find the horoscope like this? I'd love to see what it says for Virgo
1st-Jan-2008 09:07 pm (UTC) - Enjoy!
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your main assignment in 2008 is to become
highly skilled at feeling good. Does that sound like something you might want to do? If so, here's the beginning of a regimen you could follow: (1) Be constantly taking notes about what experiences give you delight and what situations make you feel at home in the world. (2) Always be scheming to provide yourself with those experiences and situations. (3) Take a vow that nothing will obstruct you from seeking out and creating pleasure, peace, love, wonder, and an intimate connection with life.

Free Will Astrology
1st-Jan-2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
Hmmmm Sounds like a plan to me :-)
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