setting: Indiana/South Carolina/California State Legislature
So...we need to nail down the wording on this thing.
*giggle* He said 'nail'
We need a word that means 'obvious'
Can't we just use the word 'obv...
*gasps* I just can't get used to that word. It's counterintuitive!
Agreed. We are compelled to discover an alternative, a more litigatiously acceptable descriptive.
Ok, ok...what else do we have...Decidedly? Determinably? Distinctly?
You're thinking too small.
*laughs* Good one! That's what this is about, apparently.
Apparently? no, no...Discernably!
*grunts of unanimous approval*
Now we need a term for raging hard on.
*pounds gavel* We will have none of that!
But that's what this is about!
We can not, will not use language we'd die before using in front of our Mommi...Mothers.
So...no chubby, woody, fatty, boner, stiffy, or pocket rocket?
*Bangs Gavel* Order!
*chortles* Bangs. (implied)
Ok, ok...I'm guessing Mr. Winky at Attention isn't going to cut it either
You sir, can leave now, either on your own accord or with the help of a bailiff...
You overblown, inflated, pompous...
That's it! Turgid!!!
*gasps, giggling, and arteries popping ensue*
Fine. It's decided. For purposes of this article, covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state will be considered criminally obscene.
I dunno, governor, I've seen yours...and it'd have to be a lot bigger to be just annoying, let alone obscene
*muffled laughter abounds*
Awww...come on folks...you can't believe that they came up with that term without some sort of grade school locker room cackling?!!