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*waves buh bye* 
30th-Jun-2008 07:09 am
peacocks
Dear June 2008,

Good bye. I'm sorry that I can't feel as though I can wish you well. You really did suck far more than was necessary.

While my father-in-law is recovering, you really didn't do much in the way of easing that event for any of us. You cost me over a thousand dollars in unexpected emergency repairs. Work was unreasonably stressful, what were you thinking? And what the hell was up with good people behaving like selfish, arrogant prats? You can keep them, June, they are better off with you.

So Good bye, June 2008. And good riddance. You have less than 18 hours left to leave some redeeming memory of you.

I am not holding my breath.

Wiser and stronger,
Debra

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Dear July 2008,

I can't wait to meet you! We're going to have such fun together!

Playfully,
Debra
Comments 
30th-Jun-2008 12:25 pm (UTC)
This is the MOST BEAUTIFUL way I've ever seen anyone tell a month to go kiss off!!!! Hope you dont mind, but I may need to borrow this sometime.

I really do hope that July will hold you well in her heart. July is a good month. This month is my wifes & my 7th anniversary. She will most definately hold you in her graces..

*Hugs*
30th-Jun-2008 12:56 pm (UTC)
you might have to carry this month for both of us.
30th-Jun-2008 01:17 pm (UTC) - From the desk of...
Dear DEBRA,

Thank you for your interest in JULY 2008. Due to a high volume of calls, we regrettably can not answer each and every query personally.

Rest assured, we will make every effort to bring you the highest quality JULY 2008 we can provide. In the meantime, please enjoy the free sample of AUGUST 2012 we have attached to this email. We look forward to your continued patronage.

Best,
The Management
1st-Jul-2008 06:35 pm (UTC) - Re: From the desk of...
Oh darlin'! If you're playing with me, you should be spanked. If you really are The Management in charge, then start the restraining order now!
30th-Jun-2008 09:50 pm (UTC)
Hope your July goes well. Take care.
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