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In the spirit of the season... 
30th-Oct-2008 09:11 am
aka: How to Gross Yourself Out Over Breakfast.

I wanted something different for breakfast this morning, and it -sounded- like a good idea at the time. But through the comedy of timing, I was both hysterically amused and totally disgusted at the same time.

I share for your amusement (as well as mine)

2 Eggos
Peanut Butter (Extra Chunky)
Dark Cherry Real Fruit Spread
Bram Stoker's Way of the Vampire.

The first part is easy. Toast the Eggos like normal. Then put a modest layer of the peanut butter on one Eggo, and a bit of the fruit spread with the delicious chunky, torn pieces of cherry on the other. Put them together, taking care not to singe your fingers.

Now go sit down and watch the movie. Forget entirely that the heat makes the peanut butter and jam rather liquid. During a particularly bloody bite scene, look down at your hand to find the peanut butter and dark cherry jam sliding in a slow rivulet down your thumb. Watch the wonderful clotting like chunks of cherry at the bitten edge of the Eggo.

Laugh hysterically and attempt to eat the rest of breakfast without gagging.
30th-Oct-2008 10:24 am (UTC)
You are a silly girl.

we hearts you.
30th-Oct-2008 01:47 pm (UTC)
What, no photos? :)
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