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Schrödinger's Pussy
Observing a box has never been this much fun
Clean cup, clean cup. Move down. 
22nd-Jan-2009 08:39 am
Nib
At work we use Jabber internally for instant messaging. We recently upgraded and through the process, we lost some personal settings. I decided to go with a theme for mine. I chose Alice in Wonderland. It's amazing how perfectly these fit for the way my head works. I'm sure it will be lost on most of the folks who see them, but they amuse me greatly, and that's important!

Status:
Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here.
You mean you can't take less; it's very easy to take more than nothing.
When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less"
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.
It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.
All ways here, you see, are the Queen's Ways!
Why don't you start at the beginning? Yes. And when you get to the end, stop.

Away:
You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.
Clean cup, clean cup. Move down.
Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you.

Do Not Disturb:
Curiouser and curiouser

Auto away:
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, how I wonder where you're at.

Extended Away:
No time to say "Hello." Goodbye, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
Comments 
22nd-Jan-2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
that is great... truly.

alice + jabber = good times
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